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Hi all,
I am Precilla and I'm here to post joke. I hope whatever jokes which I'm going to post here will not offend anyone.
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in
conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear
the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight
line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern.
At
the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball
which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.'
She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you
will work together to create the embryo. Do you
understand?" The sperm nodded affirmatively.
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he
hears the siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the
tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows
he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance
to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far
ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a
slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he
smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a
tonsil."
typical bloke wont ask for directions smile
good 1 .
Oh my, that's good.